There are times I have to sit and wonder at the fact that I live in a place old enough to have tales of swordsmen wandering the land. Of kings and empresses, of dynasties and palaces that rose in splendor and fell to ruin. A place so old it has its own mythology. There are times I have to marvel at the fact that I live in a world that much of our video-game driven culture wishes it could glimpse.
If you've ever felt that way,
If you've ever felt that way,
This is for you.
Korea Fantasy VII: The Legend of Jeff-Teacher
Name: JEFFM
Old Woman: Oh that’s right, your name is JEFFM.
Old Man: Oh, those monsters sent by evil emperor KIM are outside, again.
Old Woman: Maybe JEFFM will be the one to save us from them. He certainly did appear on the beach in a storm like the Choson One was prophesied to do.
Old Man: Of course, but we can’t send him out empty handed. Help yourself to our wares!
You got the Travel Bag! You can now carry more items!
Old Man: Off you go, stop by if you ever need a rest from your travels, JEFFM!
A wild CHICKENHOF appeared!
CHICKENHOF was defeated!
CHICKENHOF: AAAAAAARRRRGH! But you're going to need more than that to beat COWBOY ANDY! Hahahahahaha!
>This way to Bupyeong Subway
SUBWAY ENGINEER CID: Hiyaaa, where ya goin?
Arriving at Incheon- Arts Center district
LOTTE GUARD: Who goes there? No one enters LOTTE without a CARD KEY! Do you have a CARD KEY?
Player's Guide Tip: LOTTE can't be accessed at some times on certain days until you obtain the CARD KEY. Until then, try one of the smaller adjacent stores to rest and replenish!
Level Up! JEFFM is now level 23 (in Korean)! JEFFM learned "Taekwondo- Speed"! JEFFM learned "Stop playing now before the soldiers play and embarass me"!
...You can't actually do that in real life.
COWBOY ANDY: Well howdy there, pardner! Did the Bears win the series this year?
Victory!
That's enough playing for now. I gotta stop wasting time on this game and actually DO something with my life today. I wish the real world was this exciting...
Silly Cowboy Andy, your misdirected attempts to convince us you are an America only serve to further our conviction that you are indeed not!
ReplyDeleteOMG THIS IS SO GOOD
ReplyDeletecan someone under 30 explain this to me?!?!
ReplyDeleteI'm shaking my head at you, Jeff. Wow. Looks like a hell of a time. I like that Pyongyang is EXPERT. Sounds about right.
ReplyDeleteKTAN's response: completely expected.
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